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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:49, archived)
# I liked John Cleese when he had long legs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:57, archived)
# But not when he had short legs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:14, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:37, archived)
# LENGTHIST!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:11, archived)
# Legnthist
I think you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:19, archived)
# Oh yeah
I wonder why he even had his knees removed?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:15, archived)
# Knees and ankles. He decided to become unarticulated below the waist. The thinking was that if there was ever a John Cleese action figure, this would make it cheaper to manufacture
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:39, archived)
# But somehow “The Ministry For Stiff Shuffling Short-Legged Walks” didn’t have the same ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:44, archived)
# + easier to recreate the MOSW
clever marketing technique
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:02, archived)
# This conversation is making me uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:13, archived)
# ANTICONVERSATIONALIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 5:20, archived)
# CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:47, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
Wrong again.
As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:53, archived)
# Surprisingly not too far off though...
"His family's surname was originally Cheese, but his father had thought it was embarrassing and used the name 'Cleese' when he enlisted in the Army during the First World War; he changed it officially by deed poll in 1923."
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:57, archived)
# LIES!
THE INTERNET IS ALL LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:40, archived)
# dude...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cleese
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 1:02, archived)
# Alright Pizopop
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 1:36, archived)
# Alright, Moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 1:40, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:05, archived)
# Then this too must surely be a lie?
So everything on the internet is true?
I've been dismissing those penis enlargement pills for too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 2:29, archived)
# I just don't trust Pedro.
He's a six-faced backstabber.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 3:16, archived)