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[challenge entry] mAKING ME DO A MASK RELATED PICTURE
TO ENTER THE IMAGE CHALENGE IS literaly AN INFRINGMENT OF MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!

yOUR ALL NAZIS!!!!

From the Masks challenge. See all 47 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 12:04, archived)
# Politics on beater main board
Images of face masks
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:43, archived)
# I got an aggressive glare from an angry-looking non-masked man-giant a few weeks back as we passed each other on a hiking path.
He didn’t look as if he was thinking about politics, he looked as if he was thinking about snapping my scrawny little neck like a pencil. Quite upset me, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:44, archived)
# Should have shot him, just to be safe.
That's how things work over there, isn't it?
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:25, archived)
# The merkins are doing this whole "anti mask fuckwit" thing so much better than us.
Over here it's just "huh, I don't see why I should, something something wake up 5g bill gates carbon monoxide".

There it's more like a national bellow of "FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!1" accompanied by the sound of ten million AR safeties being clicked off.
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:35, archived)
# My friend, that IS the sound of Freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Nothing says "democratic capitalist utopia" like being paid to look the other way while school children die.
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah I'm lost for a second here, are we talking not doing anything different when kids are shot at school, or are we talking about not doing anything different when there's a pandemic but we need children to go back to school anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:07, archived)
# I was kind of going for "the NRA chucking money at politicians"
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:46, archived)
# I mean, I know that home schooling is working out well for some people, but I'd hope that most parents would draw the line at suddenly gunning down their own offspring for some perceived wrong
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:58, archived)
# Maybe every homeschool should have an armed homeschoolguard just in case
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:35, archived)
# Rebel Scum
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 16:57, archived)
# Do you fear disorder, atomic? Do you itch to persecute those who step out of line?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:52, archived)
# What is 'fear'?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)
# An anagram of rafe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:08, archived)
# that's just silly
oh damn it actually is
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:48, archived)
# What are you wearing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:52, archived)
# The darkest of fabrics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)
# Alright Anish Kapoor
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Not saying you need to lose weight, but even light is unable to escape your vicinity now.
(97800, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Like these you mean?
Hotblack Fish
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:12, archived)
# ChA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:11, archived)
# What kind of fish are they? I want to join in your protest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:02, archived)
# Plz tell me fish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:09, archived)
# You can't handle the fish.
I did make the effort to use the underside of it which makes it less obvious (????), as they clearly need to be looking out to sea.

Anyway. Cricket. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:22, archived)
# I think you’re probably mocking me but I’m too stupid to know for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# They're plaice.
Knowing they are plaice doesn't help me understand the picture at all, but it might help you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# Do you think they know their plaice?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:20, archived)
# I know my humans so sure, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:00, archived)
# So they acknowledge their position in society?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:17, archived)
# I must admit I'm no expert in social ichthyology
but with a few basic assumptions I'd guess they do, yes.

I assume they are social animals, so I assume there exists a social hierarchy of sorts, and since they are a successful species they must know how to operate and cooperate within that social context.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Are you doing anything tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:50, archived)
# Not much.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:57, archived)
# I'll go wax my upper lip
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:00, archived)
# whatever happened to cheating by checking the image info?
tbf, Gormley is looking young there.
And clothed too. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:45, archived)
# I thought it was Penn Jillette.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:32, archived)
# Nazis? No. We're communists.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# It would appear that
I've rather misjudged the room
on a number of levels.

I can only apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)
# No apology necessary, just join us.
We're ALWAYS looking for new members.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:59, archived)
# I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:14, archived)
# As long as we all get equal slices of cake, I don't care what we are
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:56, archived)
# you can have your cake but you can't eat it
or as the great mullet said:
"You can feel the punishment, but you can't commit the sin"
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
# I'll Take That:
If it means i get to put selfish Human-Right'tards like you against a wall to be shoot. Then fock it you can call me whatever you want..!
(3rror-code Errormes, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)