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# There are some trees around our parking lot that produce bright purple berries in the spring, apparently dysentery-level diarrhea is not enough to put birds off of eating something
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 17:10, archived)
# Birds don't have digestive systems.
Just one big pipe which eggs, food, piss, shit & bird-jizz flow through
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Initially read that as ‘Brits’
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 20:15, archived)
# Oh don't get me started on their diet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 20:39, archived)
# At least we aren’t responsible for ‘ “cheese” in a can’, HFCS or whatever it is that the yanks seem to think ought to be called chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 22:19, archived)
# What are you, some sort of MARXIST
*eats burger in a can to own the libs*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 23:01, archived)
# And the Elites
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 23:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Aug 2020, 1:09, archived)
# My American wife found a can of “brown bread” at Sainsbury’s while we were in the UK one time. I couldn’t really answer her questions because honestly who knows what the fuck that is?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2020, 2:43, archived)
# It's Death
in a can
(davyclam, Mon 17 Aug 2020, 8:46, archived)
# That would be “brown breath” surely?
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