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[challenge entry] Escape From New Kent

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Sep 2020, 16:16, archived)
# So if they're checking lorry permits at the Kent border... does that mean there'll be tailbacks at the border?
Will East Sussex or Surrey have to become a lorry park for all those lorries waiting to enter the Kent lorry park?

And when will the EU start airdropping emergency humanitarian supplies into the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Perhaps they should look into *ahem* building a wall?
I don't have much faith in any of the infrastructure required for anything post Brexit being anything near ready. How can you patrol the entirety of the Kent border in - what is it now - three and a bit months? They would need cameras, people, infrastructure etc etc. Now scale that up to every single industry in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Look, the government has spent 4+ years and loads of taxpayer money working on this problem and likely have wonderful new systems and technology all sorted that'll fix everything and they're going to unveil it all ANY MOMENT NOW
RoI/NI/England border, Kent border, Calais border... all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:39, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:39, archived)
# Can't we just stop importing and exporting?
Back to the good old days where you only buy what's made or grown in the village. Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here ...
(dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 18:19, archived)
# Clearly oven ready
Maybe conscript unemployed leavers to patrol.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Sep 2020, 23:28, archived)
# Maybe the Kent border needs a backstop?
I'm sure a technological solution can be found.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:06, archived)
# "You're the Dude from Strood. You're A-Number One!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 18:30, archived)