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# They can only speak in pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:38, archived)
# Actually I believe you. They spit too though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Yes
But their lips feel great on your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:43, archived)
# Did you know giraffes have blue tongues? Cows too, probably. I don’t think you should finger a camel’s mouth Pedro, it’s unsanitary.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:45, archived)
# I did not make the first move
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:47, archived)
# There is no rule that says you have to thrust your fingers into the nearest orifice of any unfortunate warm-blooded creature that happens to look at you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:49, archived)
# You're making me out to look like some kind of freak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Sorry Pedro, since we spoke 3 more camels have come forward
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)
# You really should have taken a leaf out of my book and stuck to sloppy blue blowjobs from willing adult giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
# Cows too, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:44, archived)
# lol irl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:48, archived)
# {:-) I want sound
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:49, archived)
# Slather little catman in shortening
And stick it in a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Remember when it was extremely unusual for a text-only post to get on the /board popular page?
I guess we're just all a lot wittier these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:49, archived)
# That’s definitely the reason
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)
# "Fingers", yeah right
(dribble, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:22, archived)
# yes! the lips felt a bit like this...


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:30, archived)
# Ray Mears?
(davyclam, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:14, archived)
# Tommeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:16, archived)