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# *adjusts glasses* Actually,
Professor Ron Mallett's time travel experiments have promising implications for the viability of a lightsabre.

It's all about creating a tiiiiiny tiny singularity at the 'tip' to bend the light back to a mirror at the source to make a spacetime loop of laser light, I think.

Also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 May 2021, 16:05, archived)
# Just the tip?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2021, 16:38, archived)
# I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 May 2021, 16:58, archived)
# Is Professor Ron Mallett
related in any way to Timmy Mallett? Because he believes in the theory of Bombalurina.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 May 2021, 16:43, archived)
# Look can you just hold on I asked a question first
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2021, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry about that. I'm a gabbler see?
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 May 2021, 17:16, archived)
# I like gabber
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 May 2021, 18:45, archived)
# GABBER UP YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGzQAzgn7E
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 May 2021, 19:15, archived)
# “more gab”, “most gab”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2021, 19:53, archived)
# And now you’ve asked another one!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2021, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to say yes. Yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 May 2021, 18:44, archived)
# I’ll stick with Sinclair monofilament encased in a Slaver stasis field, thank-you-very-much.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:32, archived)