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# apart from leaving the EU, slash welfare, cut legal aid payments, and dither whilst an epidemic raged
Nothing.
(gijoel, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 0:21, archived)
# Nothing??
They snatched my milk.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)
# It was sour by the time you got it at break in Summer
- and frozen into chunks in Winter.

In Spring it was laced with glass and opioids, but in Autumn, it was ju-ust right.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 21:40, archived)
# Straight from Thatcher's teat...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
# WHY did Margaret Thatcher feed Mark and Carol battery acid when they were babies?
That's just what came out of her breasts.*

* This joke stolen from (c) Neil Hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)