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[challenge entry] pfft

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(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:20, archived)
# Been expecting a Hellraiser with this guy
Bellraiser lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Ooh, never thought of that
I was thinking of a flan but you know, in-jokes and all that.
I'm more of a traditional old school spunky cock fella. Just ask St Benedict's.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:53, archived)
# Identifying as any sort of cock fella is
worrisome 🤣
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)
#
and a no cock fella?

tbf, my school was in the headlines for fiddly priests and what have you, but they never tried it on with me. And I was a looker back in the day.
But my father was a priest, so I think they can smell it on you, like a zombie infection, and they lose interest.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:41, archived)
# hahah that's wild
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Probably a gentleman's agreement not to fiddle with each others kids.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Here's one who's agreed to fiddle with himself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 2:25, archived)
# Pretty sure they didn't know
Religion is truly mysterious in so many ways.

Or I only thought I was a looker
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:20, archived)
# You weren't vulnerable enough.
I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:34, archived)
# Ha!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)
# lol homophobia
rofl
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)
# That's religion for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:59, archived)
# but can yours do a loop-de-loop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 15:16, archived)
# It's the SPUNK-O-MATIC 2000® (REG US PAT OFF)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)
# He looks like a right fucking creep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:54, archived)
# is that a young Michael Portillo?
In his early days as a purveyor of cheeky foodstuffs? If I'm not mistaken I can see his plums in a jar on the shelf behind him.
(plankton, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 10:13, archived)