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He's alive!
From the Religious Movies challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 11 Dec 2021, 18:26,
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ha, nicely doneI've often suspected this is how it actually went down
Matthew: "What are we going to do now? Membership was booming, and we even starting calling ourselves Christians"
Mark: "I wanted Jesusettes"
Matthew: "We've told you before, Mark, that's a stupid name"
Mark: "Well, how can we say now he was some big messiah when the bloody Romans executed him just like my next-door neighbour was for playing with kids"
Matthew: "He fucked them too, Mark. I don't think even the boss would have forgiven that"
Luke: "How long do they keep them up for? On the cross?"
Matthew: "What? Oh, I think it's only a couple of days. After that the guards don't care what happens to them. Why?"
Luke (lighting cigar): "Boys, I think I've got a plan..."
(Matthew: "What are we going to do now? Membership was booming, and we even starting calling ourselves Christians"
Mark: "I wanted Jesusettes"
Matthew: "We've told you before, Mark, that's a stupid name"
Mark: "Well, how can we say now he was some big messiah when the bloody Romans executed him just like my next-door neighbour was for playing with kids"
Matthew: "He fucked them too, Mark. I don't think even the boss would have forgiven that"
Luke: "How long do they keep them up for? On the cross?"
Matthew: "What? Oh, I think it's only a couple of days. After that the guards don't care what happens to them. Why?"
Luke (lighting cigar): "Boys, I think I've got a plan..."
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 12 Dec 2021, 2:37,
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