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[challenge entry] He's alive!

From the Religious Movies challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)

(, Sat 11 Dec 2021, 18:26, archived)
# superlol
(, Sat 11 Dec 2021, 22:28, archived)
# this is. epic.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 0:29, archived)
# ha, nicely done
I've often suspected this is how it actually went down
Matthew: "What are we going to do now? Membership was booming, and we even starting calling ourselves Christians"
Mark: "I wanted Jesusettes"
Matthew: "We've told you before, Mark, that's a stupid name"
Mark: "Well, how can we say now he was some big messiah when the bloody Romans executed him just like my next-door neighbour was for playing with kids"
Matthew: "He fucked them too, Mark. I don't think even the boss would have forgiven that"
Luke: "How long do they keep them up for? On the cross?"
Matthew: "What? Oh, I think it's only a couple of days. After that the guards don't care what happens to them. Why?"
Luke (lighting cigar): "Boys, I think I've got a plan..."
(, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 2:37, archived)
# also nicely done
(, Sat 18 Dec 2021, 0:33, archived)
# Bit early, although I'm sure the supermarkets will have chocolate eggs in 2 weeks' time
(, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 8:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 14:23, archived)
# I have not literLOLed for some time.
Thank you kindly.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 8:09, archived)