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# lol or as my father used to sing when I was growing up...
...Madonna plays for Chelsea
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 10:43, archived)
# My father used to sing 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' with the final line
Hosanna in excelsis-bum!

I mean, every time, every verse, wherever we were. In school, in church, everywhere.

I had forgotten it, and although i remember finding it hugely amusing, I am unsure what the joke really was, beyond loudly singing 'BUM!' whilst everyone else was taking a breath for the next Gloria.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 10:47, archived)
# His first avowed intent
To be a pilchard

(soz, not a carol)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 11:11, archived)
# agnus dei
clitoris pecata


I think it made it onto the junior school choir xmas lp

[qui tollis]
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-
rse-hoooooooles.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 17:45, archived)