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# Gloria in Excel Sheets

CFB
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 9:40, archived)
# lol or as my father used to sing when I was growing up...
...Madonna plays for Chelsea
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 10:43, archived)
# My father used to sing 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' with the final line
Hosanna in excelsis-bum!

I mean, every time, every verse, wherever we were. In school, in church, everywhere.

I had forgotten it, and although i remember finding it hugely amusing, I am unsure what the joke really was, beyond loudly singing 'BUM!' whilst everyone else was taking a breath for the next Gloria.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 10:47, archived)
# His first avowed intent
To be a pilchard

(soz, not a carol)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 11:11, archived)
# agnus dei
clitoris pecata


I think it made it onto the junior school choir xmas lp

[qui tollis]
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-
rse-hoooooooles.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 17:45, archived)
# Oh come, let us ignore him
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:04, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:22, archived)
# Chri-ist I'm bored
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:30, archived)
# TOWNSY!!!! Home for Xmas?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:39, archived)
# Swerving monkey island for now
Thankfully family have made it here whilst travel is allowed
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 13:03, archived)
# 🎶"While shepherds washed their socks at night..." 🎵
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 12:58, archived)
# Trying to light a
rubber cigar.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 13:30, archived)
#
s c
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 15:19, archived)
# HOW RUDE!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 17:06, archived)
# *MEGASPANG*
*Clicks*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 14:46, archived)
# Top stuff
Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
As long as they are tight
Jesus loves the little children of the world
(, Tue 14 Dec 2021, 21:33, archived)
# I don't like the font
(, Wed 15 Dec 2021, 13:58, archived)
# It is Dutch.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2021, 17:43, archived)
# go straight to your room
(, Thu 16 Dec 2021, 16:38, archived)