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[challenge entry] Just leaving this very important work here:

From the Two panel celebrity name jokes challenge. See all 312 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 20:19, archived)
# If he’s supposed to look intimidating it’s not working
Those cans just look ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 19:39, archived)
# He's supposed to be a Pau'an
who are supposed to look like :this:.

But they hired a short dumpy guy and stuck a generic bald wig on him, glued some earphones on and made a start on the makeup, but then said fuck it.

Maybe casting Hayden Christensen (6'0") in David Prowse's (6'6") role of Darth Vader meant they had to cast short people for all the other roles. And maybe the expense of Ewan McGregor meant they had to cut the costume budget.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Is it actually Christensen in the suit though?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Probably not all the time, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 23:10, archived)
# Most likely some creative use of camera angles and boxes.
Like LOTR... and Mission Impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 1:08, archived)
# RLM on 9ft Prowse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFIpmRoRAGU
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 14:02, archived)
# I think they got that about right.
Super-okay.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 22:34, archived)
# That's good enough now
in this era of everything is the worst thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Have you actually tried to watch Picard or STD?
'Worst Star Trek ever' doesn't begin to describe just how eye gaugingly terrible those shows are.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 Jun 2022, 13:48, archived)