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# It's best to
pop your cherry while there's not many people around. Most people's first time is crap! But you're quite good

:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# are you promoting group sex for virgins?
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Oooh!
When and where?? Do you have to be a virgin?

Ok, that was inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# You know School Dicso is very popular now?
Az has been promoting School Bikeshed nights where people congregate in a smokey room with lots of 'bike holders' (people bent over waiting for 'bikes')

erm.. least said the better.
As you can see from above...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:59, archived)
# It's actualy not just school girls
It's Virgins in general...

...erm...did I say that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:03, archived)
# yes
you did
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:04, archived)
# at least you got
the order right though...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:04, archived)
# eh?
What?..Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:11, archived)
# you ordered the extra virgin olive pizza
right??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:12, archived)
# ooooops
My flies were down.

Eh? Pizza?!?!...No thanks...not yet
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:17, archived)
# but it's nearly breakfast time
you want to give it time to cool and congeal surely??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Last week
I had a Kebab for breakfast 2 days running!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:49, archived)
# you either are very talented
or eat very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:51, archived)
# I'm very talented;)
But I had 2 different kebabs:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:58, archived)
# hahaha
you d man
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# erm...no
*looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:57, archived)