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# i'm a noob and there hasn't been any kittens for a while
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:48, archived)
# welcome!
very good! yay!

you'll never leave, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I know...
I've been lurking for a while.




maybe 0301 is not the best time to debut
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:50, archived)
# if Mystery Bob were her
he could repost his

B3ta Nighttime-We're Just Nicer thingy now :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:51, archived)
# sorry
we killed him for being too nice
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# oh
well never mind then...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:53, archived)
# Who?


...fell free to steal my bandwidth in future ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:24, archived)
# that would require
remembering the filename... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Fair enough...
...just steal the picture then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:28, archived)
# ok
ctrl-click
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:29, archived)
# "he's alive!!!!"
- Weird Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:31, archived)
# oops
that was loud...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:33, archived)
# ...
..."She blinded me with science!!!"

/Magnus Pike
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:33, archived)
# ish
chris.cc/midi/sheblind.mid
Related mov video ftp://[email protected]/tenchi/fan-blindedwithscience.mov maybe - anime based video for it though it seems

spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/audio/shuttle/sts-102/wave/fd09.wav wake up song on the shuttle Thomas Dolby song
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:38, archived)
# It's best to
pop your cherry while there's not many people around. Most people's first time is crap! But you're quite good

:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# are you promoting group sex for virgins?
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Oooh!
When and where?? Do you have to be a virgin?

Ok, that was inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# You know School Dicso is very popular now?
Az has been promoting School Bikeshed nights where people congregate in a smokey room with lots of 'bike holders' (people bent over waiting for 'bikes')

erm.. least said the better.
As you can see from above...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:59, archived)
# It's actualy not just school girls
It's Virgins in general...

...erm...did I say that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:03, archived)
# yes
you did
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:04, archived)
# at least you got
the order right though...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:04, archived)
# eh?
What?..Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:11, archived)
# you ordered the extra virgin olive pizza
right??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:12, archived)
# ooooops
My flies were down.

Eh? Pizza?!?!...No thanks...not yet
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:17, archived)
# but it's nearly breakfast time
you want to give it time to cool and congeal surely??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Last week
I had a Kebab for breakfast 2 days running!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:49, archived)
# you either are very talented
or eat very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:51, archived)
# I'm very talented;)
But I had 2 different kebabs:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:58, archived)
# hahaha
you d man
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# erm...no
*looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:57, archived)
# Now come on!
If you're gonna say it that way...at least put some life into it!

Welcome! pull up a kitten and shop a chair! Sign your life away at the door! you'll never leave!

honestly! Kids today!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:50, archived)
# yeah yeah
I'm not even supposed to be here, you know...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# It's sadly
true. I usually do this instead of study. Right now I should be sleeping cause I work in the morning. Instead I have the Gimp open and am trying to find some hummus in the back of my skull.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# if
you find some can I have a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:56, archived)
# Sure,
I'll just put it in the PCMCIA card slot and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:58, archived)
# It's fun to slot in the
PCMCIA.

Young man, there's no need to be down...
do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:00, archived)
# doesn't have quite
the same amount of catchiness, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:02, archived)
# How about
A kitten in a washing machine going round and round!

NOW HUMMUS IT OUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Um
that required talent AND hummus. You donated the hummus but I can't donate the talent. Aw, hell, I'll give it a fucking shot.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Just make
A baby shag a cat!

It worked for me!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:04, archived)
# well,
while I work on that, here's a pic I prepared for some hummusage. It originally said "If San Francisco has underground parking, so can we!" So why are they removing a large pile of dirt, instead of putting shovels in a hole that they've dug?
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:08, archived)
# "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
dirt" - Negativland
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:10, archived)
# I
just noticed the face looks like there clearing up some kind of dead monster
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Because they're all dressed up for the photo
I've been to one of those before, no one actually does any digging...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:15, archived)
# what is Darlene from Roseanne doing
on the right at the front?
Apart from not digging :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:42, archived)
# I don't know
but I can see a face in the dirt...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:50, archived)
# there are several trees
that have faces around here

I keep meaning to take pictures

There seems to be a lot of things looking at me lately
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:53, archived)
# and you them....
and you them...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 5:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 5:14, archived)
# Welcome!
That's very fluffy compared to my kittenage before!

FUCK!!! There's been 40 new users today!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:49, archived)
# it's exponential growth
and you have to factor in all of the old people snatching up the nifty numbers too...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:50, archived)
# snatch
/snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:02, archived)
# You're being rude!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:09, archived)
# I
know but I blame the beers its their fault
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:11, archived)
# BASEketball
has nothing to do with it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:13, archived)
# phshhoow
straight over
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I wonder
if they should go through and find all the users who have never posted and delete them... i bet we'd be left with about 40 people.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:51, archived)
# nah
I bet there's all sorts of people who have only posted 1 message.

or 5 or 10..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# well really there's only about 200 main users
the rest are just 'filler space' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# and then
there's you and bovine :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# I've got
3 user names...If you go into the spazz you'll find me talking to myself sometimes...

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# doesn't that
confuse all of you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:03, archived)
# We get over it
*head implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:07, archived)
# It would be interesting....
... to get some stats... Like, how many registered users have never posted, how many have posted only a few times.. etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 3 May 2003, 3:57, archived)
# About that probably!!!
I'd go through and check, but I can't be arsed!

I know there's a few in double figures (i.e. 10 - 99) that haven't posted. I'd kill for an early number like that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# yep
i'm using photo deluxe (as i said, i'm n00b) it took a while to find the 'export to jpeg' option. i'm here now, and as u say all, i'll never leave!
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# hey, science eh????? (friendly American trying to sound cool and chummy and knowledgeable like Homer might or something)
How about them isotopes eh?
Who do you reckon is the weak link?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:57, archived)
# i'm a..
sound man more than a pics man, although i'm coming round
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:10, archived)
# what
happened someone knock you out

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:12, archived)
# circumstances require
i turn it down..

3 strikes and ur out rule
pigs
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:22, archived)
# ok
I'll just step back now

scary thats all I can say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:26, archived)
# We like sound here too
have a look at www.fnord.myby.co.uk there's a few sound things on there
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Stay-FeaturingDaffy-FnordMixLowq.mp3

actually not too many sound alone things, I've started to do a lot of video stuff.

www.jslator.myby.co.uk/WonderfulStarterFull96.mp3 is on my bloggy bit www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/FnordHQ.html
Feel free to link to some of your tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Hello, good evening, and welcome.....
Welcome indeed... You will never leave.
A kitten picture makes you specially welcome
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 3 May 2003, 3:53, archived)
# hello!
welcome!

TJ, has anyone seen this AI 20 questions game? its madness. you don't have to sign up, just try the game
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# is it the Tyrant or Pirate one
or whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I hadn't seen it
I have this desire to confuse it...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 3:56, archived)
# I told it
I was a 191 yr old Swedish man...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:03, archived)
# there's a very nice one that guesses if you are a tyant or 2 other options
a tv celeb or a tyrant.

Anyway you get to add to it as you use it so it is constantly learning and peopel have tried to add someoen in so the questions and weighting would lead it to guess this person.

Anyway search 20 questions tyrant to find it i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:08, archived)
# I chose the animal
a purple cow


It thought I had a pegasus.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:14, archived)
# it thinks
a pegasus is a rodent which is found in the sky and used by police...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 3 May 2003, 4:27, archived)