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# Elizabeth had been dead for over 15 years when this photograph was taken

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:35, archived)
# Queen ElizaDEATH, more like!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:37, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
# The clues were there all along
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
# Elizabeth Regina
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:38, archived)
# The first time she died was in 1993
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Technically she'd been dead since 1987 but according to official records she was only dead when they hollowed out her body and made her walk with capsela
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:14, archived)
# Queen Elizabeth's favourite memory was a very private moment
One of her corgis had just done a shit on one of her slippers and there were no stewards around so she was able to give that little fucker a solid hoof up the butthole

We know this after her memory banks were hacked and distributed in 2003
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:41, archived)
# When HP sauce wrote "by order of the queen" it didn't mean she liked to eat it
When her body was first carved out to make space for the android exoskeleton they left a few of the original neurons to trigger pleasure by adding a small dab of HP on her spinal chord

While many consider this to be a small mercy, most workers in the palace wanted to install the pain chip
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:48, archived)
# The pope has been quoted as saying "The queen of ulster? I hardly knew er!"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:49, archived)
# Everyone please now observe an indefinite amount of silence as 300 years worth of built up farts slowly escape Her Madge's Vadge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:50, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:03, archived)
# The silence is over
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:04, archived)
# I don't want to be disrepecful but it's pretty fucked up how they drained Freddy Mercury's love for life just to power the queen's rotting corpse for almost 6 years before they finally hollowed her out and installed some hydraulics
He was left more hollow than she was in a lot of ways
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:09, archived)
# I hope he's doing better now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:31, archived)
# Don't forget Iggy!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:35, archived)
# And Prince
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:36, archived)
# George Michael
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:37, archived)
# They went way too far with Jackson, everyone accepts that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:37, archived)
# they slammed him with those knockout drugs so they could steal his boogie
guess who took the blame (it wasn't the queen)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:01, archived)
# THE QUEEN: IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:19, archived)
# A lot of people criticise her for her nazi past but she never personally choked anyone out despite what the story says she only ordered it and watched
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:23, archived)
# I don't know gronkpan, it's pretty common knowledge she used to necklock Diana until she blacked out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:32, archived)
# "Ooh look it's the povvo's princess, get that gaudy necklace off her and fetch her over here"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:39, archived)
# It is important to contextualise this by explaining that Charles really enjoys his hamburgers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Plus he brings a lot of tradition and history to bear on it, which is great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:42, archived)
# That bitch would just choke right out though, eh? You couldn't help but laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:42, archived)
# "Conform or die you hussy!" she screamed into Diana's ear as Diana blacked out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:40, archived)
# Ooh keep going
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:41, archived)
# she was trained to do this on her dogs for practice by her security detail
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:02, archived)