This month, de Armas dips a toe into the beauty world, becoming the latest ambassador for Estée Lauder, so she can't be all that bad
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:11,
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That's the spirit, you won't regret it. Did I mention, I met her once, she was actually really nice
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:15,
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Look I think I might have exaggerated the number of times i met her and Jennifer Anniston.
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:25,
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How many times was it really?
Me and my wife, Maureen McCormick (AKA Marcia Brady) want to know
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:27,
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She's still got a bump on her nose from when Bobby threw the ball
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:43,
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The butcher I think.
Had sex with Peter & Carol if memory serves
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00,
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But still...
The idea of Alice and Sam bringing out the monkey kind of makes me want to puke a little bit.
I think I just felt a little squirt of bile rising in my esophagus
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:02,
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I think I just felt a little squirt of bile rising in my esophagus
-bile +white wee wee -esophagus +pænus
Official Wordle doesn't allow 'chode' apparently.
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:25,
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Ana de Armas is gorgeous. Far more so than that silly ugly Marilyn Monroe was.
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51,
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Can you please drop a bomb on London that kills only repugnant monkey creatures and leaves the 0.1% civilised humans intact? It would be great, we'd have the whole city to ourselves!
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:28,
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Just a friendly warning that you may end up being the only person who achieves your very high standards of humanity and it might be a bit lonely.
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:54,
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Also, is it necessary to be a ludicrously overwrought publicly frothing homophobe to qualify as 'civilised'?
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:57,
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I'm sorry? I've never been a homophobe. I oppose the awful relentless self-loving self promotion yes, but I made sure to say that homosexuals should have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry etc. No antipathy towards homosexuality at all, but I am capable of making a clear distinction between that and the propaganda. It isn't true that people who do not adhere to the entirety of the received narrative are therefore evil.
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:53,
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I'm going to leave you alone now.
dude i threw the other comment away, it's enough
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Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:23,
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