You have to assemble an entire new garment out of wool before each post
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:53,
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You can only write posts about German chocolate sold in square-shaped bars
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:56,
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Oh, Mr. Confectioner, please!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:15,
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you can only post following a protracted, exhausting semantic debate on /talk
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ozof,
Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:50,
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You can only quote things said by Lucille in the Kenny Rogers song
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:39,
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:02,
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^ rabidly anti-semantic
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:03,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:25,
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You can only post when there's a change of UK prime minister, or once a week, whichever is the greater.
🥷🏻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:17,
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