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[challenge entry] A few replacement suggestions for Twitter's demise

From the Break the internet challenge. See all 44 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)
# You can only post on the toilet
You can only post from a Vietnamese jail
You can only post from a public rubbish bin
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:49, archived)
# Posting from a Turkish brothel? STOP! This messageboard is for scat only.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:51, archived)
# You can only write posts about the singer of Shed Seven
or Peter Sutcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:52, archived)
# You have to assemble an entire new garment out of wool before each post
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:53, archived)
# You can only write posts about German chocolate sold in square-shaped bars
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Oh, Mr. Confectioner, please!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:15, archived)
# you can only post following a protracted, exhausting semantic debate on /talk
(ozof, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:50, archived)
# You can only quote things said by Lucille in the Kenny Rogers song
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:39, archived)
# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:02, archived)
# ^ rabidly anti-semantic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:03, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
# You can only post when there's a change of UK prime minister, or once a week, whichever is the greater.
🥷🏻
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 21:17, archived)
# You can only write about, or post photos of, Middle Eastern breads
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 23:48, archived)
# You can only post while looking after someone else's child for the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:33, archived)
# ???
www.thoughtco.com/thmb/C99CN-5r356a6c9f65f9b58b7d0e4a389.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 21:33, archived)
# From top down:
Shitter
Glitter
Litter
Witter
Ripper
Knitter
Ritter
I'mNoQuitter
Pitta
Sitter
Gritter
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 22:47, archived)
# Glitter: Shitter Ripper
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 20:12, archived)
# You can only post while spreading salt and sand from a truck onto the winter roads
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 0:31, archived)
# You can only post while frying things in batter.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:27, archived)
# more productive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:49, archived)
# a pig, in a cage, on antisemantics
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:32, archived)
# No unshopped pics pls
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 11:49, archived)
# You forgot to update his profile picture
(D4E, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Fake news posted by a Bott
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Nov 2022, 17:29, archived)