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[challenge entry] A nation watches trans[cruci]fixed as Jesus claims to be the preincarnation of David Icke

Complete with turquoise shellrobe

From the Jesus' Greatest TV Moments challenge. See all 72 entries (closed)

(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 4:05, archived)
# More believable than Wogan's wig
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 7:36, archived)
# I remember a piece about Eurovision in the NME by the late, great Steven Wells.
He wrote about meeting Wogan, and a couple of phrases still linger in the memory: that his "face [was] like a smashed saveloy", and "we scan his head. It's not a wig, it's a brutal comb-over".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 8:16, archived)
# I see Neil Oliver's discovered Just For Men
(rogerzilla, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:52, archived)
# looks like Roky Erickson
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)