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[challenge entry] Might as well pearoast some of these...

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)
# NAO DO ONE OF THE LAST SUPPER (OR 'TEA' I THINK Y'ALL CALL IT)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
# I doubt I'll do that actually Pedro
because although I have a little more than a passing interest in theology, I don't know enough about the disciples to comment on their individual politics. I generally use Tor Johnson masks for right wing politicians; there's an argument to be made for the imperialist Romans and socially conservative Sanhedrin to be depicted as right wing, but the Jesus cult was famously at odds with these institutions, Jesus himself, when he wasn't advocating for abandoning your family, friends, job, clothes, etc., was generally quite left wing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:02, archived)
# https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)
# I meant to write aunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
# also what kind of suicide hotline repeatedly uses the word "slash" in their links
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:58, archived)
# What sex doll matching algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
# I'm sure if you send the repairman
a Tor Johnson mask he'd be able to permanently attach it to your Real Doll.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:17, archived)
# I'm waiting for a sexbot

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)
# FILTH PEA
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Not funny;nwot

RIS: It's William Wilberforce. Nobody else from Kingston upon Hull is nearly as famous.* It's only vaguely amusing to imagine he was Jack The Ripper.

*John Prescott maybe, but he only lives there, he was born in Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:13, archived)