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From the General Election 2024 challenge. See all 69 entries (closed)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May 2024, 15:42, archived)
# Wanking must have increased quite a bit under his rule.
What with the lockdowns.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:52, archived)
# GDP (Gross Domestic Pulling) was up 300%
One thing the Tories got right. We are world leaders in the field.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May 2024, 15:55, archived)
# I can't quite remember why we were
supposed to sing Happy Birthday whilst doing it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:57, archived)
# Something about 'National Pride' I think
Helps if you also have a union jack handy to wipe off the excess.

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May 2024, 16:09, archived)
# Make it splooge!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 29 May 2024, 17:46, archived)
# Johnson & Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:35, archived)