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From the Animals at Christmas challenge. See all 44 entries (open)

(, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 23:09, archived)
# Alanis Morissette as Mary
Well, she's already been God
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 9:35, archived)
# Are you sure?
She looks more like Lucy Liu to me.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:28, archived)
# I think you're right
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:40, archived)
# Did she impregnate Mary?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:58, archived)
# Isn't Jesus Lord?
Grandfather paradox?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:06, archived)
# The Holy Spirit bukkaked Mary.
Luke 1:35 And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you..."
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:46, archived)
# I had no idea reading the bible is so fun!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 22:51, archived)
# I used to covet my neighbour's ass
But then she let herself go
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 8:40, archived)
# Everything is looking great now that Joseph has installed halogen lighting in the stable
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 20:39, archived)
# I suppose they didn't have energy-efficient LEDs in biblical times
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 20:57, archived)
# Moses
Acts 7:35-36
“This is the same Moses they had rejected with the words, ‘Who made you ruler and judge?’ He was sent to be their ruler and deliverer by God himself, through the angel who appeared to him in the bush. He LED them out of Egypt and performed wonders and signs in Egypt, at the Red Sea and for forty years in the wilderness.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 13:30, archived)
# Angels should really keep their knickers on, appearing in the bush like that
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 15:07, archived)