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# The knife held by the blade with a sausage stuck on it?
Wielded by the kid that looks a bit like a sleazy Matt Hancock?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:39, archived)
# "a sleazy Matt Hancock"?
So... Matt Hancock, then?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:47, archived)
# yup
And a big cloud of mashed potato on a fork, defying the laws of physics
(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:24, archived)
# cauliflower?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 19:55, archived)
# Too sophisticated for an 80s comprehensive
(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 20:41, archived)
# 1970s school dinner mashed potato, of indeterminate solidity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 0:59, archived)
# if your mash won't stay on your fork
you're adding to much boiling water to your Smash pellets

decent mashed potato doesn't need a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 4:49, archived)