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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS


What jobs would Jesus be good at other than carpentry? Turn Christ into Mr Benn and show us what he'd bring to his various new roles. Suggested by HappyToast.

From the Jobs for Jesus challenge. See all 36 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Goalie

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 18 Apr 2026, 18:05, archived)
# He was a striker at Arsenal.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 0:45, archived)
# One day the "Jesus saves, Mohammed scores on the rebound" joke will come true
I was hoping for it with Salah at Liverpool, but I don't think there are many South American goalies
(rogerzilla, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 7:26, archived)
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I hear South America is full of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 10:16, archived)
# Jesus loves you
Nice to hear in church, terrifying to hear in Mexican prison
(rogerzilla, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:55, archived)
# The time....
....of watering.......
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)