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# That sounds like me:)
'This floating, waterproof little guy sits by your bath, jacuzzi or bed with nothing more than those big innocent blue eyes to give away his real purpose in life. Squeeze his back and watch your smiles grow as he seduces you and massages your tensions away'
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
never thought of it that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# and WATCH your smiles grow?
is this marketed at snails or something?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:18, archived)
# i suppose
it could mean sharing. which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Well
something that oozes...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)