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[challenge entry] Camembert . . . .


. . . and Ernie

From the Curry and Cheese challenge. See all 321 entries (closed)

(, Sun 4 May 2003, 19:57, archived)
# *snigger*
*snigger*
*snigger*


hehe.

*snigger*

Parp!
Honk!

Right, I think it is time.
(for a lovely roast meal. chomp.)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 19:58, archived)
# nsfw (maybe)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
I've seen that before, but I can't remember where :)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:01, archived)
# in the bathroom?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:06, archived)
# hee hee
i wish :)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:08, archived)
# i want one.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:04, archived)
# you probably don't
(also maybe nsfw)

vibeintensity.html
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hehe
Favorites > Add to Favorites...

:)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:11, archived)
# blimey
bookmarks
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# but you don't need that!
my tongue can do all that and more!
might be a lie
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:17, archived)
# *sudenly starts paying attention to the board*
Your what now?!?! :D
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# tongue
which is approximately seven centimetres long
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# how
do you fit batteries to it?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i haven't tried yet
do you think it would be beneficial?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# argh...stop it stop it stop it
too much for my innocent little mind to take:)

But more info would be welcomed:)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# it would be interesting
to find out..

can't make any similar claims on my part, but i am told i give great head
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
# How long...
...have you worked in a bar then?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# And which one:)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# only about two years or so
i am particularly good at the more creamy varieties /end filth
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Ha!
The filth never ends here.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I used to give really good head as well
but had to stop when I got pregnant.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# why?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Trouble...
...bending over?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I still think that's backwards
but I can't see any new way to claim so.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# are you coming to b3tafest?
i've probably asked before but have forgotton
anyways, if so, i can show you it. tis legendary. i can touch the underside of my chin with it
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# blimey
are you the female gene simmons?

at the moment, i can't come, but it might change.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# I am trying...
...to resist the obvious filthy joke following on from that last line.

(no Bob... stop it!)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# left myself wide open
for that one :)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# wide open, eh?
;-)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# ha...
...ha ha!
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# and now
you've set yourself up for another :-D
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# that was the idea
:)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# no
cos i acknowledge i cant put make up on and so don't wear any = )
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Why did I just bookmark that?
I have no idea...But I'll read it later:)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Because.....
.....


Mmmm, the one called "Lickety Split" had me in tears.

...damn, that sounds bad... laughter.... tears of laughter....
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# it's not the beak
it's the motion

fantastic. i want three
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:05, archived)
# and once you try black
you never go back
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:08, archived)
# ah, nothing that can't be modified
i had to rewire a g-force once. fact.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I hope you're talking about
a graphics card
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:18, archived)
# no
no i'm not

i wouldn't know where to start on one of those
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# That sounds like me:)
"This floating, waterproof little guy sits by your bath, jacuzzi or bed with nothing more than those big innocent blue eyes to give away his real purpose in life. Squeeze his back and watch your smiles grow as he seduces you and massages your tensions away"
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
never thought of it that way :)
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# and WATCH your smiles grow?
is this marketed at snails or something?
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:18, archived)
# i suppose
it could mean sharing. which is nice.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Well
something that oozes...
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# fnar
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# brilliant
why not change Ernie to something Brie-related
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:00, archived)
# have
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:00, archived)
# superb!
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Cheese related punnage
Geee Bert.
Arfitty Arf.
(, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)