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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 11:27,
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Wouldn't be surprised to see that on a t-shirt in China.
When I was there in 2018, you couldn't move for people wearing BNKIN PARK or KNKIN PARK t-shirts. Interesting long read about the phenomenon here.
I was desperate to get my hands on one, but couldn't find one in the shops anywhere. I did, however, manage to get a genuine MTEALICA t-shirt with bonus content on the back. I only wear it on special occasions.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 12:11,
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I couldn’t find a genuine ‘Chinglish’ t-shirt for sale that was terrible/awesome enough
So I designed my own, but only using old school UK 70s imagery. Chap’s Chinglish.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 0:51,
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ah, the king's fingers
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:08,
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:18,
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James Bond will be back in Pork Finger.
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gijoel,
Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:48,
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he must have some great wanks
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:42,
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Meaty, yet flavoursome.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 11:28,
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