True fact:
one of those sex robot companies was bought up by vulture capitalists and the models have had spyware AI installed and rebranded as robot schoolteachers in America. It has not been reported if the teacher models still have functioning vaginas and anuses.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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I mean a robotic teachers salary isn't that great
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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That's why they have to start each day well-oiled just to cope
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:50,
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Of course they do
They're still entitled to maternity leave and poo breaks
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rogerzilla,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:36,
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