The lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 14:38,
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Trees are budding, flowers are blooming, migratory birds are returningSpring is in the ear.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 23:01,
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you had to drum that one in didn't you
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:07,
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Absolutely, only way for my jokes to go g'lobe'al. Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:48,
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Gorna apple face it you're addicted to lamp
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 15:56,
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True fact: one of those sex robot companies was bought up by vulture capitalists and the models have had spyware AI installed and rebranded as robot schoolteachers in America. It has not been reported if the teacher models still have functioning vaginas and anuses.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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I mean a robotic teachers salary isn't that great
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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That's why they have to start each day well-oiled just to cope Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:50,
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Of course they doThey're still entitled to maternity leave and poo breaks
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Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:36,
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better thanforeskin jobs
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:44,
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I’ll give you props. This is well thought out and the owl is an excellent touch.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 3:40,
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My brother in potatochopleave some hummus for the rest of us!
( Ratsta,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:34,
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