sell it to Compaqfor an ad about paperless office solutions
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 5 May 2003, 0:06,
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there will be no paperless office!and that's the way it is.
without paper, there would be no staplers. without staplers there would be no order. without order there would be no office. a paperless office is a contradiction in terms. do you see? DO YOU?
(without paper, there would be no staplers. without staplers there would be no order. without order there would be no office. a paperless office is a contradiction in terms. do you see? DO YOU?
spacefish bong!,
Mon 5 May 2003, 0:09,
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I'm scared tooI get to use an electric stapler in my department. Now *it* is scary!
(,
Mon 5 May 2003, 0:11,
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Do they have to make so much noise?They sound like they could staple your hand!
( bigdave,
Mon 5 May 2003, 0:16,
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and shredders would roam aimlessly on our streetsscaring children and pensioners
( lemonhead,
Mon 5 May 2003, 0:12,
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