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# Last time...
...I tried to get a woman to go to bed, she slapped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:13, archived)
# did you say "bad girl! dirty girl!"
&?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:14, archived)
# no
he didnt he said 'dress up like Michael Portillo and play harmonica, it really gets me off'
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:16, archived)
# eeee-gahads i got away with that
!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Hmmmmm...
...might have been better than, "Phwoar - great tits. How about it then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:17, archived)
# better than
"come inside and I'll show you my nob"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 May 2003, 3:20, archived)
# From my experiments with sexiness,
it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:15, archived)