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# ...
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:12, archived)
# I guess I just get a little tired of gettng emails like this...
THIS IS TOTALLY RETARDED! YOU NEED TO STOP HATIN' AND LEAVE MICHAEL AND HIS NOSE THE HELL ALONE! YOU GOT THAT BUD? HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU PEOPLE (YES, YOU PEOPLE) BE? MICHAEL AND HIS NOSE AIN'T HURTIN' NOBODY, SO IF HIS NOSE BUGS YOU, THEN JUST DONT LOOK AT IT! IS THAT SOOO HARD FOR YOU? AND NOW YOUR GONNA MAKE UP A HORRIBLE GAME ABOUT IT? HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE HURTING A CARING MAN AND HIS FANS? ONCE AGAIN I SAY, IF HIS NOSE BOTHERS YOU, DONT LOOK AT IT!! PS MICHAEL AND HIS NOSE CAN GET MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:13, archived)
# What in holy hell
are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:14, archived)
# The kind of mail I get from Jackson's fans in response to this:
The game in question.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:15, archived)
# bugger
i got caught out by his sisters
(tasty, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:17, archived)
# wow.
I got 14/15.
I fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 7 May 2003, 6:17, archived)
# Actually, you kind of do.
it's not easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 7:57, archived)
# lol
some scary 14 yr old girl i guess?
(tasty, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:15, archived)
# S'pose.
I was tempted to write back "Yes, it's true, Michael and his nose certainly have more money than I will ever have. On the other hand, I've never raped a little boy..."
Instead I just say, "Glad you enjoyed the Quiz! Please check out the other Modesty Panel Quizzes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Next time,
take the professor's approach.

see below..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:22, archived)
# I try not to get into it with them
I get so much satisfaction watching them try to reply to what seems like an automated response. My other tactic is to offer them full cash refunds.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Oh I do like that
so.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Haha
Have they ever tried to accept?
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 7 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# easy reply
"IF THIS GAME BOTHERS YOU, DONT LOOK AT IT!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:16, archived)
# pre
cisely
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 7 May 2003, 4:19, archived)