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# I have no idea
but all of a sudden I feel this urge to kill my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:51, archived)
# do it
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I would
but he lives on the other side of town and it's wet outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:53, archived)
# tell
him to come over (f'nar f'nar ) then moider 'im
with a sharp spoon
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:54, archived)
# but....
there is no baboon....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:56, archived)
# he'd
be there soon.......
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Carrying
a balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:01, archived)
# and wielding a harpoon...
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:02, archived)
# he'd be out from
this monsoon
(Ellis, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Saving women
who swoon
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:11, archived)
# with a collapsed bubbling bleedin womb
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:18, archived)
# like
that man in boon....
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:18, archived)
# What?
and spoil my (brother's) nice carpets with blood and wet crap from his shoes..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 18:59, archived)
# that's
what the plasic sheets are used for .
well.....one of their uses .
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:03, archived)