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# Help!

I discovered that i had landed a new job last night... so i got wrecked. Its less hours, nore money, nicer people. Thing is, there is a staff dress code and i dont have anything that will do. I start on Monday. Shops are all shut up here except to day.
I am still bladdered out of my skull and cannot face Leeds city centre without my wits (or the co-ordination to knife the hoards of gobshites)
How do i sober up?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# you could
poke yourself in the eyeballs then evaporate all the liquid in your body by standing in the fire.....

but that would be plain stupid
(koopies, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# drink more then you'll forget
about soberrrring up.

anyway morning all, gotta walk to the train station soon *sighsss*
(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# if i drink any more
the local vagrants will hunt me down to drink my ethernol blood...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# drink water until you vomit
throwing up is the most sobering experience known to man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# i
actuallt find sprite v good for hangovers... dunno why...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
# a top idea
however there are flaws there also as sugar makes me ill too... i can only drink diet drinks with fake cancer-sugar in :(
christ i am shite
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# a fabulous idea
unfortunately (and if Vulga is about he will back me up on this one) I have the inability to spew after booze. Even sticking fingers down my gob is futile... hence the worst hangovers. God, why have you forsaken me?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)
# you could
hit yourself repeatedly over the head with a kitten?
eventually you'll forget about the hangover
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 1 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Leeds is ace
St.Johns and The Merrion deserve to be subjected to you in a hungover/pissed/greenaroundthegills state.

Do what I did earlier this week, when you can no longer cope with the shambling, directionless zombies blocking your every turn, yell "I CANT FUCKING HUMMUS".
Make a face as if you are about to puke, 'hamsterize' your cheeks, and enjoy.
Goth makeup optional.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# you are sooo right!
and due to my redfacedness, i think full face white will be essential...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# are you insane
i could be high on happy life juice and still not able to face leeds city centre.

even more so since the hobos have stopped simply asking for money and started crying when they do aswell.
i'm staying in forever.
(lowzie, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# i am kopping out
and going to Morley...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)