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[challenge entry] Perhaps an assassin?

From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# That reminds me....
Jim Morrison had just played a really good concert, and Michael Caine was in the audience. He was so thrilled by the performance that he wanted to give Jims' band a 'thank you'. He phones a top class hooker and tells her to give oral satisfaction to the band, and that she should send him the bill when she's done.
Next day Michael gets a bill for the hooker not only doing Jims' band, but also shagging Jimmy Hendrix and the Stones...
He phones her up and shouts down the phone....




YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# It's like that punchline's going to crash right into you
and there's nothing you can do to get out of its way.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# blind sided.....
must....stop...the.....joke.....



...NOOOoooooo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# oh
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# its old!!!
let it die! It was happy getting eaten by that big fuck off T-Rex!! old old old!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Now hang on PMGT......
we have already assertained that old = good....

B.B.King....Hendrix....cheese....whiskey.....


erm.....socks....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# yesssssssss
but not jokes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 May 2003, 23:32, archived)
# but it's aged in maple caskets
for a fuller richer flavour....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# one of the rules of comedy
as described earlier on is repetition, therefore old jokes are funnier since they've been repeated so often
www.b3ta.com/board/1253001
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
and ha
(Divvy, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:31, archived)