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Hmm.. why do witty retorts only usually enter my head 24 hours after they are required?

Last night I was walking from the chippy to the pub, which requires walking past 'Yates' Fight Lodge', and a trendy slapper shouted out to me and my friend 'Wheres your skateboard?', and found this hilarious for some reason.

I guess to her tiny brain anyone who isn't in a Ben Sherman shirt is a skater...

Anyway, at the time I didn't dignify it with a response, but have since thought up the following:

'My skateboard is like your brain. Non-existant'
'Its in my Porsche'

etc. etc. *sigh* oh well...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)

You weren't on your way past...

You know perfectly well she yelled it as you tried to skip the queue to get in :D

(Romana, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

Oh yes

coz obviously I'd be seen dead in Yates Fight Lodge...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

I'm actually wearing a Ben Sherman t-shirt right now

And I'm not a skater type........oh shit.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

Urmm...

I didn't say skaters wore Ben Sherman shirts.

Read it again :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

I know

I was being all strange. As in I was feigning thickness

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

but

is your hair gelled?

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

i have bright red

hair, which means i get equally interesting comments, such as 'eeear bogger', 'did you do that for a bet?', 'hair-don't'

its hard to think of responses on the spot, we need some kind of comeback generator....hmmmm....

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

"eeear bogger"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

it's local towny speak

for 'excuse me, skateboard culture orientated person'

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

Ahhhh

I suppose its similar to "Jitter!" which used to be shouted at the kids who liked music that wasn't in the charts and/or wore a leather jacket back in me school days...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

they just aim it at anyone

who isnt wearing sports labels and driving a small car very fast with loud music

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

Hehehe

I do love seeing old Novas or XR2s with great big body kits, going "thump! thump! thump! thump! thump!". Soooo funny! The people that own them think that everyone else is jealous, too! hahahahaha! If only they knew...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

hence the

pointing and laughing.
show 'em thier place!

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rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

a find a nonchalant

fuck off works quite well

if done right, you don't get your head kicked in.

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DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

You don't dignify scallys with a reply,

you just point. and laugh...

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rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

Hehehe I suppose so

Its just annoying that great witty retorts always come to me the next day, when they are entirely useless ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

call me simple

but i just want to take an AK to little shit scallys and then get their mums and dads to watch clockwork orange style as i get a thug and a football friggin fan to smoke down their charred remains in a marlboro light...

(maybe i should change my name to psy-kotic)

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

you're simple

but you've got a gun. aaargh!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

simpeton with a gun.

are you american by any chance? :)

sorry...

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rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

point and laugh!

my favourite game!

(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)