
They're closer than you think

They tell me that I look like Ozzy you know.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06,
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They tell me that I look like Ozzy you know.

in an Ozzy-like way.
But a lovely b3tan too, I'm sure.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:10,
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But a lovely b3tan too, I'm sure.

Strange, people who don't know me say that occasionally, then
when they do they call me things like "The most placid man I ever met"
yeah PLACID.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11,
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when they do they call me things like "The most placid man I ever met"
yeah PLACID.

I think I'm just too lazy to really get angry with anyone is all.
There ain't many folks more slackful than me.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17,
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There ain't many folks more slackful than me.

lyin' on me back being fed ale by some busty tart.
Knew a Mrs. Kipling once, she was an exceedingly good fuck.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:19,
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Knew a Mrs. Kipling once, she was an exceedingly good fuck.

long haired types on this board; so far I think there's only me an' Spacefeesh.
I meant blokes
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:12,
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I meant blokes

currently 4" above the crack o' me RS.
(edit: Check the profile , you can't see it, but it'll go with the rest of the image)
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14,
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(edit: Check the profile , you can't see it, but it'll go with the rest of the image)

And me now, I've apparently done nearly seventy pictures I found
when I put 'em on webpage today.
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Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14,
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when I put 'em on webpage today.