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# Much nicer,
thank you.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# but after they had watched it,
the'd re-inact the scenes,
of vampires drinking blood and guts,
and chewing on their spleens
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Oh shush you,
you've ruined it now ;)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Mary had a furry chin,
She shaved it every day.
but it just kept growing back in,
Just as well she was gay.
(the kind that like to dress up in full male regalia with furry chins etc.)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
All cuddly and sweet,
With fluffy ears and fluffy tail,
and tippy-tappy feet.

...the backlash starts here. Rah.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# hmmm
Mary had a little lamb
although she was uncomfortable with the possessive connotation of had in this summary statement
and preferred to think that the lamb was an 'equal but different' partner
in as much as the spiritual nourishment it provided to her
whilst she enhanced its quality of life, at least prior to its eventual denoument in which, of course, it would ironically provide
physical
nourishment
to
her
and her family.

(c) Late Review 2001.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# yay!
I like that one too. :)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)