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# Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it round behind a wall
And kicked its fucking cunt in.

hello everyone.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# i just blew snot out of nose
at that one.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was grey and matted.
The lamb goes out on friday nights,
and comes home pissed and twatted.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Mary had a little crab
she fed him nuts and guinness,
but when she said You've had enough'
The fucker wouldn't finish
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)