Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it round behind a wall
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
hello everyone.
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crab_bloke),
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23,
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Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was grey and matted.
The lamb goes out on friday nights,
and comes home pissed and twatted.
(
wifeofpizza,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28,
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Mary had a little crab
she fed him nuts and guinness,
but when she said You've had enough'
The fucker wouldn't finish
(
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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