Sorry Dr PhilMary had a little lamb
She stored it in the loft
And only remembered 5 years on
One evening, when it coughed
(She stored it in the loft
And only remembered 5 years on
One evening, when it coughed
MartinH,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:51,
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I'll push my luck thenMary had a little lamb
She bought it whilst in Spain
It ran into the cockpit
Whilst getting on the plane
Using sheep-like flying skills
It took off with a bleat
Then flew to Indonesia
Where they ate it's meat
(She bought it whilst in Spain
It ran into the cockpit
Whilst getting on the plane
Using sheep-like flying skills
It took off with a bleat
Then flew to Indonesia
Where they ate it's meat
MartinH,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:07,
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no no nothat wasn't encouragement!
...sigh. Oh well they're rather good ones so I s'pose I should just give up.
(...sigh. Oh well they're rather good ones so I s'pose I should just give up.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:10,
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.Martin wrote two Mary poems
But that was just enough
To get past Dr Phil
Before she got too rough
(But that was just enough
To get past Dr Phil
Before she got too rough
MartinH,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:14,
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mary had a little lambshe kept it in the attic
she remebered that she'd left it there
when it crashed through the ceiling with an uzi and wasted all the family and then carried on to rampage through the neighbourhood taking out pedestrians and cars with an assortment of lethal weapons brought back from nam
(she remebered that she'd left it there
when it crashed through the ceiling with an uzi and wasted all the family and then carried on to rampage through the neighbourhood taking out pedestrians and cars with an assortment of lethal weapons brought back from nam
aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:59,
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