.Striding 'cross the mountain tops
Thighs as big as trees
With b3ta's favourites on their backs
They're guaranteed to please
(Thighs as big as trees
With b3ta's favourites on their backs
They're guaranteed to please
MartinH,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43,
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For lo! These are the Sturdy Girls
Who often run in packs.
Crushing walnuts 'tween their thighs
and eating Caramac's
(Who often run in packs.
Crushing walnuts 'tween their thighs
and eating Caramac's
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:45,
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mmmmmmStriding over ranges,
With ropes and slings and crampons,
Their bags were filled - which left,
No room for spare tampons!
(With ropes and slings and crampons,
Their bags were filled - which left,
No room for spare tampons!
Watty,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:46,
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So, tamponless, our heroes,set about their mountain quest,
and when their fannies start to bleed,
They stop for a little rest.
(and when their fannies start to bleed,
They stop for a little rest.
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:54,
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A rough dirt track
and a sleeping bag
is all these fillies need.
By hook or by crook they'll get you there.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
(and a sleeping bag
is all these fillies need.
By hook or by crook they'll get you there.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:50,
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.Before they leave the campsite
For rain they do prepare
With Goretex shoes and jackets
And Scotchguard on their hair
(For rain they do prepare
With Goretex shoes and jackets
And Scotchguard on their hair
MartinH,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:56,
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