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# Um... Little help?
Started off today with doing the monthly virus scan, and it crashed half way through... Probably not good, I thought, but I put some music on and went to wash and stuff. Music stopped, came back, computer buggered, about 5 blue screens when I load up, its taken me 4 tries to get it to stay running, and on startup it tells me something about '4 last int'
Waaa?
(Glag, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:48, archived)
# Kick it...
it's the computer cure-all.
(Kimbo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# I got
sircam that my virus checker didn't pick up, but you can get a patch for it on that norton website I think
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Don't ever turn the computer off again
I've got a computer that is knackered - after a couple months of it beiung knackered and a lot of guesswork and reinstalling again and again i manahged to get it up and running, it was on for 3 days then i made the fatal mistake of shutting it down and it's never started up since.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:20, archived)
# smash it in the face...
with a paving slab....
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:22, archived)
# someone the other day suggested
screaming "Fucker!" at it over and over again until it starts working, and then giving it a hug so it knows you're still friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:34, archived)
# have you tried
rebooting it?

(it's a bit warm for a coat, but I was just leaving anyway)
(kablooie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)