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# There's a staaaarrrmouse
waiting in that hole,
I'm going to go and eat him
and leave his back legs in the hall.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Repost
Star Hamster ate my Freddie



/coat
(Phil not DS, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Never enough
Dibnah.
(Phil not DS, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# there's not many pics of him
on the interweb though
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Christ why are you so feckin' funny? It's not fair.
And woo to the luvverly pic...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# is your friend ok by the way?
she seemed a little distraught
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# LisaLisa?
She came round that night, smoked all my grass, drank all my whiskey, and kept us up till 2am telling us just what shites all men are*. She's now calmed down, and stopped showing me pictures of her ex in the nude (nearly as bad as that ajboarder tosser the other night who kept posting pictures of his underage mate's rather tiny cock). She seems quite serious about being a lesbian, and is off to some lesbian country and western night in Camden at the weekend...


* "Except you, you're nice". Well hey, that makes me feel real masculine. Maybe I want to be a shite...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)