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# Can somebody tell me a funny story to keep me awake
I havnt been here for a week, so whats been going on will be good enough. Where did spong come from?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:16, archived)
# best story
I've heard is about a bloke on a motorbike hitting a badger, being thrown off breaks his leg when he lands. The badger uninjured starts attacking the helpless bloke's leg. Probably not true but I loved it.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Aww
Poor, badger..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:26, archived)
# I love the juxtapositon
of your attitudes towards badgers, depending on what happens to them. That is art.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:33, archived)
# vaguely amusing story
my mate cres was climbing over a barbed wire fence when he was about thirteen. he slipped, and split his scrotum open. he still has a scar, as his girlfriend confirmed. actually, that isn't a very funny story at all.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:34, archived)
# my friend split his as well
trying to ollie over a road cone on his skateboard, was shit funny when he did it, still is,
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:37, archived)
# i don't let anything happen to my scrotum
unless it involves some chick. which is rare.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:39, archived)
# I quite like mine and wouldnt let anything happen to it
Althought it hurts sometimes, then i dont like it.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:45, archived)
# my willy once
touched my forehead.

and on that note, goodnight.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:46, archived)
# haha
You sure it was your willy?
Nitenite
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:48, archived)
# story (expigated)
once aupon a time there was a homaphradite called leslie. it decided to make an impact on this crazy world by developing a clothing line based on origional sketches of brian blessed beard. spong
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 1:07, archived)