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[challenge entry] It's the rare Modern Artist


this hardly ever seen animal only exists in captivity, although it's numbers are on the increase.

well, modern artists are sort of celebrities... although they are rarely celebrated...

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)
# modem art is rubbish
Once you've experienced broadband art
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# fnord, next
time i see you remind me to slap you about the face with a big fish.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Make it a hallibut,
hallibut,hallibut!
(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# *thinks of ways in which a big fish may remind stouffer of things*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# four
pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# la la la la la
la laaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)
# *giggle*
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
#
JOinsideKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# deliberate terMISpretation
actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# is that
post-modem art?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# a lot of my posts could be considered to be
modern art
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# wot,
rubbish?
/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# no,
/swans
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# fish?
/geese
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# *groans*
(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# damn me not having hosting space...
I just had inspiration...

well, actually it's a shit pun, but still...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Soak it in epsom salts...
always clears mine right up...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Go to MSN then...
...use Spoon's wonderful guide in the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# ThreadJack
I'm making this thing. It lets people find where a mobile phone is.

Today I texted "Wheres Dave" to a certain number and got back a message that told me "***ford rd, Oxford, OX2 6**" (which is where I was)

How cool is that...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# blimeh,
you were on ***ford road eh?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I'm just not revealing
my address, cos I'm pissed

If I was sober I wouldnt feel the need for the subterfuge!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# is that using fleet online by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# is it hell
I've wrote it myself...

This is aimed at the consumer market, not business... for paranoid spouses and parents..
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# how do you get the phone details then?
or is this some thing you're working on for a client etc?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# nah
this is me and another guy. not a client.

it's an opt in service... for those people who don't trust their spouses and/or kids. Of which there many...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# all we need to do is text "Where's Dave" though
and we can all find out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# how many possible mobile numbers are there?
text it to them all!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)
# it's not too bad
only 5 digits!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# doh
you clearly numericised FLIBZ into whatver numbers they are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# hmm 10 x 10 x 10 x 10 x 10
100000 possibilites. still, rather you than me.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)