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# I like
the bit at the end
'Officers are advising residents not to leave large bowls of bananas in prominent positions and to leave their windows closed.'
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# oh shit, it's me
"They are looking for a suspect who is three- foot tall with a large amount of luxuriant dark hair."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# want a bananananana?
it's bloody hard to stop spelling that once you've started
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)
# ook!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)
# reminds me of a kids poem from years back..
I wanted to win the spelling bee,
and get right to the top,
But I had to spell Banana,
And didn't know when to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# you may laugh
but in south africa when I was growing up, we had to abide by these practical tips to ensure the pesky monkeys wouldnt come bounding through the windows to steal our food. s'true.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)
# true
but you don't really get that many primates running round London....although I suppose one could argue that point though
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)
# I thought
it was about 8 million primates at the last count...
</pedantry>
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)