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# Morning all
quick & nasty to start the day.

(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:09, archived)
# hurrah!
Now that's a double-act I would have loved to have seen : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Christmas is not the
same without
Eric & Ernie.

Eeeeh, I think I've left the gas on...it was all fields &c &c ad nauseum.

/mrs. brady
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:11, archived)
# .
"Short, fat felt legs"

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Bit random this, but it's now bothering me.
Does anyone remember an episode of Morecambe & Wise where Ernie wears a tutu and flat cap ("short hat, fairy legs"). Or is just it my medication?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# hahah...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# ha ha
getr out of that without moving!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
*pats cow orker twice on shoulders*
*slaps cow orker twice on cheeks*




*picks up P45*
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# you missed
*waggles glasses*
*mugs at camera*
*threatens celebrity*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# What
do you think of it so far?
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# *wipes away tear*
ahhh, simpler times...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# how about
a b3ta bash/raid on Morcambe and we'll take a picture of us all standing round the statue, slapping each others' cheeks and then dancing off into the sunset singing

bring me sunshine etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I Think that would be
perfect. If would get Des O'Connor along to be in the pictures I think I'd die happy.
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# and
Shirley Bassey
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# She's a bit of a diva.
Angela Rippon could probably use the work tho'

EDIT: There must be hundreds of junior members here who haven't got a fucking clue what we're on about...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# are her legs
still as good?

Edit: then it's our job to educate them on the comedy classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# probly
better than mine.
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I have now got
the shivers. 100% of *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)