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# Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
The world's worst country music song titles

Woman kills man with her high-heeled shoes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# noooooo!!
it's a bun in the oven I want...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# that is blatantly obvious from your dream below
/Freudian Boab - dream interpreter
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I dream
about being pregnant all the time now. night before last it was a colony of intelligent rats ruled by a queen rat who was plotting to take over the world, and I had to be pregnant for her to manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I don't
understand the way women Want to have kids....? I can't wait for mine to grow up, fuck off* and leave me in peace.

*Bit harsh but the other 2 apply
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# I saw that story about the shoes yesterday
I've always thought stilettos were really designed as a weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# snails don't like 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# ... and wasn't the country songs one in the newsletter?
Were Dutchbird not such a star, I'd probably be shouting .
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# dagnammit
The newsletter sometimes gets blocked at my work so I don't always read it. If this happens I always seem to stumble on a link that was in it. Bum.
But, yay, I'm a "star".
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Your
"it's getting hot in here" joke accords you permanent star status.
And yes, I suspect many email filters are being troubled by the newsletter's increasingly common references to Nanking.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# too kind
*rushes off to employ security guards and eyebrow stylist*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# hahah... some corkers on there...
"Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# #I've been lonesome
in the saddle

since my horse died#

/Corries
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# my fave
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
one for the ex's I think.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I became schizophrenic
So I could love you twice as much

/tina C
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Dropkick Me Jesus,
Through the Goal Posts of Life...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# God bless Kinky Friedman,
he also wrote "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)