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# how bizarre
'Please do not look into the dolls eyes for more then 30 seconds'

great way to sell a piece of crap though, woo to his marketing ploy! $156 so far too!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# indeed
fair play to the bloke, ripping off stupid heads for all they are worth.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I got a free John Motson doll
in the pub last night for buying 4 pints of Guinness. I'm gonna put it on e-bay and make up some bullshit story about how it's haunted by Jack the Ripper, then go on holiday on the proceeds.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you could make more
saying it's actually John Motson. Sell it in America, they'll believe you
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# ooh!
mental urine ahoy!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# heh heh
anyway, I'm off to the shops to get lunch and stuff. anyone want anything?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# yes please.
Can you get me a BLT on Granary, a diet coke with lemon and a snickers please.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# right
you are
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Nah, say it actually is John Motson
And that the figure seen on TV is really the atsral projection emanating from the doll.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)