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# the perfect woman


not according to me, but thecelebnetwork who claim that she should have

Best Breasts: Angelina Jolie
Best Abs: Janet Jackson
Best Arms: Madonna
Best Legs: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Best Butt: Jennifer Lopez

link here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:46, archived)
# they look like the old legs of a
frog
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:48, archived)
# Fact: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is California & not a Frog
er... I'd never heard of her, but thank the heavens for google image search.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)
# Viz have
their borderline boilers countdown next month - wonder what the ultimate lady will look like there?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)
# with the
Head of a scotsman.
(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)
# is was meant to be J-Lo's bottom
that's probably not clear.

They didn't specify a head, so I thought a bum would do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:18, archived)
# a bum will always do
in a pinch.

anyway, if she had an arse for a head she would always be smiling. Not sure about teeth though...
(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)
# and anyway,
I didnt know jennifer lopez was scottish.

You learn something new every day.
(bastardizor, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:31, archived)
# Sean Connery
is Scottish. And he has a nice head. I think you should use him instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)
# And yes
I do know he's a bloke - but equality and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 11:45, archived)